INTRODUCING: OUR MOST PERSONALIZED STAMP YET!
The InkMe by Simply Stamps uses top-of-the-line, patent-pending technology to turn your DNA into a stamp that looks JUST LIKE YOU!
Just send in a sterile DNA sample in your preferred form:
Good Ol’ Plasma
we won’t tell you which form we prefer! 😉
Our skilled lab technicians will tediously feed your genomic sequence into our manual algorithm converter, creating a stamp that is your BIOLOGICAL CLONE in just 6-12 business months!
Introductory price is $1299.95 but hurry, this offer will last for 24 hours only!
“InkMe: Simply the most scientific stamping solution.”
Learn more at www.SimplyStamps.com!